The episode is 249. And the title. Friends, the title is something you might want to sit down for.

How much time you got? Let me count. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, fifteen, seventeen, seven, words, grouped up in such a way that, uh, only peggy noble could have said this,

today's guest. Sometimes when he goes stinky, he forgets to hold mr. beeper down and winkles

on the wall.

From my mother's mouth to your Mr. Beeper down and winkles on the wall. From my mother's mouth to your ears.

Best title ever?

It's got to be the best title ever.

As soon as she said it, we both just went, what was that?

Say it again.

Yeah.

My mom, who I know many of you adore, just like I do, has written a new book.

It's called Vacuuming in the Nude.

And because it's Mother's Day week, we thought it would be grand to have her back on the podcast

to shamelessly flogged the aforementioned tome.

And in the midst of said flogging, she was relating a story to us.

I think basically the

setup was she was teaching and she wanted to know from the parent if there was any special

words that their kid used with regard to his more private functions. And she said no.

No.

No, it's all very standard stuff, you know.

Although sometimes when he goes stinky, he forgets to hold Mr. Beeper down and winkles

on the wall.

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