248-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2014

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

It's for the kids, man. The treats are for the kids and YMH is for the kids. If your kids don't already listen to this show, please change that. We can't stand watching Americans look for real estate abroad. It's like listening to a child question how the science works - a lot of questions and sometimes the SAME ones. Over and over and over. We have a DENTAL UPDATE from the NEWS - Oh my. Floss your denticles, hahahahaha. More bummer white people movies, bad music, DMX redeems himself and lot more. We DON'T LIKE SALT WATER BREEZES!!!

Transcript

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0:00.0	That's right right now Columbus, oh, hi, oh
0:16.0	The terror dark those songs do you hear it?
0:22.5	Guess where I am
0:24.5	Where is that? Rooster Teeth feathers sunny veil California. That's what's up come and see me Thursday through
0:31.6	Sunday night be here I'm gonna bring Mr. Huxable. Hold on hold on
0:37.2	Did you hear that? I sure did
0:42.7	Did you write this? This is what I was playing in the car that I did with the windows down remember?
0:46.7	Oh yeah, and we played this in our suburban neighborhood at full volume
0:51.2	Um just to scare the man a little bit. I'm in Columbus, Ohio. So come see me at the funny bone if you're around
1:00.0	um, I'm coming off the top rope every show with uh
1:04.3	Denim on denim hot dogs and gatorade for life. Okay. Jeff Tate is with me
1:09.2	So that should be fun next week. I'm in Philly
1:12.9	um
1:14.8	So please come to
1:16.6	Helium
1:17.7	Comedy Club in Philadelphia all week long through Saturday night and then
1:25.6	Denver comedy worked downtown Thursday, Friday and Saturday only
1:31.4	With Ernie and the Ericsson big earn big earn
1:36.0	And tea buns dropping it on you. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying
1:40.3	You know
1:47.9	In the fart Lauderdale Florida. That's the only South Florida show of the year
1:53.2	You get is that registering? The only one no West Palm Dates no other Lauderdale dates no Miami Dates. That's it
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