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🗓️ 26 December 2022
⏱️ 152 minutes
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"There's something wrong with Esther."
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Join the gang while we drive deep into this BONKERS movie about a "child". Will Mikey finally realize his dream of punching a child? Will Paige get save that rose bush? Will Todd ever discover Peter Sarsgaard's true heritage? Find out now!
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1:09.2 | Discord servers where we hang out daily. This movie's fucking dumb because this kid talks like a |
1:15.6 | 74-year-old person and I never would have adopted this annoying fucking kid. I would want a kid with |
1:23.1 | like a little list, like a child language, like, I love this, I like flowers. I'm like, oh, |
1:29.6 | what a sweet, what a sweet quid. Mikey, do you think children speak a different language than us? |
1:34.8 | No, but like, you go up to this kid who's painting and she's like a part in me, sir. Do you know the |
1:40.3 | second law of thermodynamics is no one will adopt me, blah, blah, blah, blah, the philosophy of |
1:45.4 | blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, okay, you're not a person I wanted my home. Mikey talking like |
1:50.8 | adult is one of the funniest things ever. No, it's a pretentious adult, not just an adult. |
2:05.6 | You can just say they adopted a female Todd. We all get it. Well, actually, Dan, the Beatles are |
2:12.9 | a good man, but they're not like the best band. You're like, oh, I just want the kid who plays soccer |
2:20.7 | and like trips a lot. So there you go. I love how that was more or less the equivalent of Mikey |
2:26.4 | saying, I'm not adopting a fucking nerd. There's so many red flags that the kid's like, oh yeah, |
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