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I'm already annoyed of the amount of thirst that's going to come from this episode

from your direction. A fair amount.

I was like 85% sure that the family was doing all of this just to like

shudder island Santa into my god in Christmas again.

Thank you for tuning into horror, virgin, I'm Paige. I'm Mikey. And I'm your horror, virgin,

Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them.

And this week we went out and saw violent nights. Now I have to assume that this is the first

time we had all seen this movie because it's still in theaters. Like we all went separately

to different theaters to see this. If you're not counting the secret fantasies in my brain,

then yes. Okay, so you watched this last night and then again in your dreams, Paige.

Sure. I had one of the worst theater experiences in years last night.

Well, the information page. Thanks Tony. Okay, so I had to be in office yesterday.

Oh, that means I was up at 6 a.m. I was at the office all day. Then there was like an after

party at the office that night because everyone was in the office for these big like planning

meetings. So then I had to go from there to a theater at 9.30 at night to see this movie

before I could go home for the day. So I get to the theater and at first I'm alone and I'm like,

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