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The Tim Dillon Show

248 - My Garbage Life

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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In an all time family friendly classic Tim Dillon episode, Tim talks why it's dangerous to get in the way of someone who wants to do nothing with their life, the current turmoil over Adam Toledo, why women like Kim Potter should not be police officers, and laments the end of the Afghanistan War.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. I'm so sad we're leaving Afghanistan and I'm so sad. That was my first war.

0:07.8

My first war and we are gone.

0:11.9

Just like that.

0:13.7

21 quick years and the Biden administration surprising us all. Surprise.

0:23.2

They're doing an unconditional truth withdrawal by September 11th.

0:27.8

Wow.

0:30.8

Well, we did it.

0:33.8

We did what we had to do and we have a whole and we'll do it later in the show.

0:40.8

We have an entire tribute to the Afghanistan war, which was my first war.

0:45.8

You always remember your first war, like your first kiss, like your first, uh, uh,

0:53.8

I don't know asking a girl out your first fuck the first time that you had a tuna tartar.

1:01.8

I don't know, but whatever you, whatever sticks out in your mind, you always remember your first war, baby.

1:08.8

Now, of course, it could have been the goal for, but I was too young to really understand the goal for, until years later,

1:16.8

Afghanistan was my first year. I was a 11th grade, uh, just boy and we were heading into Afghanistan.

1:27.8

And now I am, it's crazy to think of the amount of changes I've gone through in my life.

1:33.8

And the backdrop has been the Afghanistan war, the war in Afghanistan.

1:38.8

And Afghanistan now because of our efforts there is actually, and this is, and I thought this wouldn't happen.

1:46.8

I was a little bit of a skeptic, but it is a beautiful, uh, tourist destination.

1:50.8

And it is going to, as soon as COVID, that's the problem is COVID.

1:54.8

But when COVID is, um, done, uh, tourists are going to flock to Afghanistan to, to the, to the,

2:02.8

you know, Kashmir region between Afghanistan and Pakistan and the, the four seasons is there.

2:08.8

There's so many hotels going over there right now, uh, and just, it's going to be beautiful.

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