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and we're broadcasting this week from the Department of Amore here at Carotoc Plaza.

Now this is a request from the Department of Amore.

Actually, we've been told that some of our best calls over the years

have involved matters of the heart.

Well, you know the best calls haven't involved solving car problems.

There had to be something. Anyway, a deal we thought for Valentine's Day

actually the show right after Valentine's Day this year that's two weeks from today

in case you're counting yeah we thought that if we could get enough calls we would

devote an entire show to shall we say matters of the heart. Yeah so today we'd

like to pre-solicit, that's like pre-boarding.

Right.

Get on before you get on.

We like the pre-solicit calls to see if there's any interest in having us act

for one brief shining moment as America's foremost love counselors.

We've been dinitritus.

This is going to be fun, huh?

Oh, my brother, as we all know, loves to do marriage counseling,

and he's had more marriages than anybody,

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