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Department of Civility here at Car Talk Plaza.

Read the letter, you jerk!

Well, it's more than civility actually.

This is from Tom Burke, B-O-U-R-Q-E. B-O-U-E. Bork, I would say.

Bork. Yeah.

D'A- Hoosets.

R arrives with jork.

D'a-Uzets.

I've just read a bunch of letters sent to you guys,

and I noticed that almost without exception

the letter writers insulted you.

You notice that.

I think that is mighty rude of them so I like to address a few words to those mean-spirited letter writers.

Dear mean-spirited letter writers, just because it's true,

do you tell your spouse that he or she is fat and ugly?

Just because it's true, do you tell you how Boston he's a moron?

Just because it's true, do you look at yourself in the mirror and say you must be the most

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