247: Signs

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Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2020

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, we finally get around to one of our most requested films of all time, M. Night Shyamalan's disastrous "Signs", the story of a much more interesting movie happening off camera.
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0:00.0	He points out that well, you know, all the crop circles are in crop crops.
0:09.2	As we all know, there's no water on farms.
0:12.5	So I'm thinking the aliens hate water.
0:14.9	I'm gonna go near some.
0:17.0	The only place is where water is would be lakes, right?
0:20.2	The fucking that which means that some of the aliens had to be making crop circles when
0:26.4	like the water, the irrigation system kicked in, right?
0:30.4	What the fuck?
0:31.4	This is like half a crop circle and a pool of green blood.
0:36.4	Not awful.
0:39.4	Movie.
0:40.4	Movie.
0:41.4	Movie.
0:50.4	Welcome back to the Gamecast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
0:53.4	cinema because this is the internet and that's how it works.
0:55.8	Now fuck, sorry, it's been a minute.
0:58.4	I've been, I've been gone for a bit.
1:00.0	I'm readjusting anyway.
1:01.0	Still works.
1:02.0	I'm your host, no illusions is sitting 700 miles to my immediate left.
1:05.0	Is my good friend, Heath and right.
1:06.2	Heath, welcome back.
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