246: Rub A Tub Tub (Michael Shot His Special, Youtube Prankster SHOT, BF Stole My Fleshlight)

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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The boys riff on Trev’s Fuck TSA era, recap Michael’s special filming in Denver, and learn about the Youtube prankster that got shot in the mall by a DoorDash driver. Michael also almost fired his videographer, Trev had a dream about Michael, and a listener needed help with a misplaced dildo. SCIENCE.

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0:00.0	If it was legal to murder people he would have been dead and I would have called his family and explained it to him and they would have been like oh I get it
0:07.6	Fucking wait
0:10.4	What's up fucking YouTube? I can't hear myself. So I have no idea how loud I am. So I'm sorry if I'm loud you trip
0:16.0	Oh, yeah, dude. It's not like you yell on this podcast either. I
0:21.0	Did you see a youtuber got shot for a prank? He's alive. I wish he wasn't well
0:26.7	Dude he like went up to a guy and he just kept playing it was in a mall
0:30.4	In a mall probably marijuana in Syracuse
0:33.5	Uh, I don't know. It's probably somewhere with a lot of vowels in the name
0:39.1	But yeah, he got like playing a phone thing for this guy and the guy was like stop. He literally said stop
0:45.0	He's like stop stop stop stop stop and then he just
0:47.9	Pulled out a and he's guilty. He's not guilty. He's not guilty. What was the song like baby shark?
0:52.3	What was he playing on the phone? It was like a Siri audio voice type thing. I mean that's
0:58.4	So the Siri voice was just saying what like I like fridge readers. I like fridge readers. Uh-huh. I don't know
1:04.4	I think it's online. It was something about like a brother is like some incest thing
1:08.9	So it might be in for you. Maybe that's why he's like I'm getting hard stop
1:14.7	I mean that's listen. I would want to shoot a lot of people in my life. I haven't yet
1:19.9	Yeah, I said yet. I said yet
1:21.7	But to shoot someone because they're playing a ringtone. Yeah, that's a little
1:28.3	Jack what store were they in pop topic?
1:31.1	Uh, dude. It's in the food court
1:34.2	I mean honestly bro. He was probably hungry now I'm back on board dude. He's a door to ask driver. Oh, I'm I'm so in yeah
1:40.0	Did you're getting so in you're getting paid your tip is buffalo sauce. I'm shooting somebody dude
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