Six weeks of school holidays!

No problem with the free summer of art at the National Gallery.

Build a Den, experiment with a paintbrush, adventure with the keeper of paintings,

and join the NG Creative Community for two weeks of art classes,

inspired by Take One Picture, the school program involving 83,000 kids.

It's all free and no bookings required. Summer is sorted at the

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National Gallery, free Summer of Art.

Okay, so let's get this meeting started. No, Ian Dale.

Sorry, you have not got the authority.

You are not the chair of this meeting.

No, I have the standing orders.

I've got the standing orders in front of me.

Do you not understand? Right. I'm sorry.

You've been removed. I have the authority. Since when did you ever have authority?

Since about June the 9th, 2009. Rude. You see, why do people love that so much hanforth parish council answer particularly women

because we are so used to being in meetings where one we are outnumbered and two we've got

stupid blokes shouting over us pretending that they know the

standing orders better than us when in actual fact we know them and we can implement them and

that is why we have the authority the thing is that imagine what, I've been disturbed.

By who?

Somebody's come through my door.

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