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Older & Wilder

246: One of Those Days!

Older & Wilder

GGW Media

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Comedy

4.8614 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week, Claire shares her experience with the kids heading back to school and starting her new job, while Joy has some major stories you won’t want to miss—including a break-in and getting pulled over! It’s an episode full of surprises, so be sure to tune in! 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY VIDEOS SUPPORT OUR AMAZON LINK […]

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is Joy.

0:24.2

And this is Claire, back on my regular mic.

0:27.3

Your hair looks really good with the air dry situation you have going on.

0:31.8

That's, I feel like the sign of a really good haircut is when you can air dry it and it looks respectable.

0:36.8

Yeah.

0:55.5

My bangs are still a little. I need to have a conversation with my lady about my bangs because she's just style, like, she's giving me the style she thinks I want. And I'm not, like, remember a couple weeks ago we talked about how I finally got to the point where I could describe what I wanted out of a haircut and I'd really learned a lot. Yeah. I haven't gotten to that point in my bangs.

0:51.7

Like I, because I've only had them for like six months, I don't know how to say, wait a minute, what I'm really looking for is this. So maybe I just need to like go back to Liz next time and say, okay, this other girl keeps cutting them like too kind of wispy. Uh-huh. And I want like... Straight down.

0:53.0

Yeah.

0:53.6

Instead of like a Farrah Fawcett Whisp.

0:56.7

I don't want any wispiness. I barely want any texture. I literally just want them to be like, so we got to figure that out. Yeah. Maybe I'll go back to Liz. I'm like, tell me how to describe this to this other girl because she thinks she's giving me these like cute boho bangs, which she is. Right. That's not what I want. That's not what you want. It's not what you know. It's so hard to communicate this stuff because it's so there's just these tiny little minute details. Totally. Very small. Like I have like weird things that go on if I ever get short hair again, you know, or when I should say, it's like these,

2:01.2

there's spots in your hair that kind of curl a different way. Yeah, you got to talk about your cowlicks. Yeah, it's, I totally get it. I even have to do this with my eyebrows. You guys know I have to get my eyebrows waxed every other weekend. They grow like weeds. And I have, if I have a new gal, I have to say,

2:02.0

okay, here's the deal. I have a cow lick on the front of my left eyebrow, like this little that's thatch of eyebrows that try to point the other way. Sometimes they take them off. Sometimes they leave them on. My eyebrows grow so fast. It doesn't even, doesn't really matter. But you got to commit to one or the other. And then I also have a chicken pock scar underneath

2:18.0

that same eyebrow, like on the part of the arch of that same eyebrow. So I'm like, leave it. Don't try to blend it in. I'll just like, it doesn't bother me. But if you try to blend it, then the arch of that one's going to be too high and you're going to mess up the other one. and they're like, okay.

2:16.3

But we're so weird about our things.

2:18.1

Like, we know our body's the best,

2:19.3

so we just

2:36.3

really have to over communicate this stuff i just really go in guns blazing and they're like wow lady

2:40.7

i can chicken pock scar i used to have one on my forehead i think it kind of faded but that brought me back

2:46.4

when you said chicken i was like oh my gosh what age were you when you got the chicken pox i know

2:50.3

i was eight okay oh yeah i was well age were you when you got the chicken pox? I know I was eight. Okay. Oh, yeah. I was, well, you were eight. I was, I think I was seven or eight. Okay, I got mine in junior high. I was really old for chicken pox, which was so embarrassing. Because like when you're in junior high, I'll never forget getting the chicken pox when I was in junior high. and my think it was seventh grade so it wasn't like I wasn't

3:08.6

like deep into junior high but my boyfriend at the time I was so embarrassed for him to come over because I was like you can't see me like this because he was like friends with Jay and so they'd always like coming out of their house and I remember like hiding in the bedroom and did Jay not also get it? He got him. Yeah, he got him too.

3:04.6

Oh, yeah.

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