Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, four. Oh, duck everybody. That means a golf ball is headed your way from

hit by someone at top golf. And that means you are an employee at top golf who

has to ride around and pick up all the golf balls. Oh, yeah. I went to top

golf once. Cool. I was there. I know. Yeah. It was fun. You've talked a lot about a

conspiracy. There you have. I did. It's not a conspiracy. Wait. It's not a conspiracy.

The podcast I want to make. Yeah. There is there. It's not conspiracy. Okay. There are

conspiracies within the story that you have. That's what I will say. I would never mind. It's a crime.

There was a crime that was committed. I will give you that. A big one. Yeah. Although I guess

it's a legit, isn't it? Is it? I don't think anyone was ever charged anyway. They were charged.

I just don't think I think they might have. Oh, you were saying that they were never. Oh,

they were charged. Yes, they were. I didn't mean to charge. I meant convicted.

What podcast are we doing? Beach shoe sandy water to wet. My new conspiracy.

Where we talk about our experience at top golf very vaguely.

All that happens when I go places is I tell people conspiracy theories about crimes.

Everybody knows that already about me. You're the last one to find out. It finally happened to me.

So top golf. It's a place if you're not familiar, which I didn't really get it until I went.

It's basically like a big driving range. But it's gamified. It's for the love.

So there's a bottom floor, middle second floor, and a third floor with big just openings.

Yes. And you you each get a bay and you can order food and drinks and their screens.

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