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Dear Hank & John

244: screamingfrog.mp3

Dear Hank & John

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4.98K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

What could be in an audio file labeled "screaming frog"? Do you write with timelines in mind? What do I do with my grandma's fruitcake? Where do I get a bunch of mosquitos? Do Americans just walk into people's houses like on TV? What's the deal with voting? Do magnets work in space? Can we tell if a planet disappeared? Hank Green and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

0:06.4

Gorsair preferred to think of it dear John and staring into the abyss.

0:10.3

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you the advice and bring you all the

0:14.4

weeks news from both Mars and AF's who imbled in. John did you know that there's a cow that

0:18.8

lives in the foothills of Mount Everest and he understands up. Oh I didn't know that.

0:23.9

Everybody just sees him a lay in there.

0:30.1

Why was it a cow? I don't talk John, I don't think.

0:34.7

Well it shouldn't be a cow because it's a cow's are female. Yeah it's a yeah it would be hurl

0:40.8

a in there. Nothing worked about that joke for me and if you're going to put a cow in a joke it's

0:46.7

like check off's gun like that cow better go off. No it's a misdirection.

0:52.2

I'll say it was a red it was a red.

0:56.8

Herring is not a great red herring. I'll say if you write a mystery novel and your red herring is

1:05.6

the cow that you went to red herring. It was a red whole steam.

1:13.6

Now see that kind of saved it for me.

1:17.3

I just had to think really hard for a type of cow that started with H and it only took

1:25.5

back 24 seconds to think of a kind of cow even though you live in Montana which has more cows

1:32.0

than people. It's true. Now Hank usually we banter a little bit back and forth at this point

1:37.7

Yada Yada who's you let's see but this we have to get to a question this week it's vitally important

1:42.0

it's from Izzy she writes dear John and Hank during my last zoom session with my 70 something

1:46.4

year old French tutor she shared her screen and my eyes were immediately drawn to an audio

1:51.4

file on her desktop named screaming frog. I think about this at least five times a day.

1:58.6

Is this a recording of a screaming amphibian and if so why are they screaming and why is this on

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