0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:43.0	Welcome to Beach, too Sandy, water too wet, a podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:52.5	My name is Zandi, and I'm currently nova-cained up, so sorry if my words start losing form. Did you have to ever see a speech therapist growing up?
0:58.0	Uh, yeah.
0:59.0	Maybe you should call them.
1:00.9	What's that that bad?
1:03.0	Uh, I can't tell that anything is wrong with your mouth.
1:05.6	Okay, I can.
1:06.9	I can feel it.
1:08.0	I also really wanted to...
1:09.7	It's like half my face is numb. That doesn't, I mean, as long as we can't tell, it doesn't really matter. Well... But I... We were going to record yesterday. But then I had to get a camera up my butt. So I got home and was like... Yeah. Not in the right mind. And that wasn't even like a colonoscopy.
1:29.5	Oh, I didn't. That was just for fun. No, it was not fun. I'm sorry. And it was. Actually, it was. It was kind of like a nice nap. Oh, okay. The guy who is giving me sedatives. I wish that guy, this is going to sound terrible,
1:44.4	could put me to sleep every night.
1:42.5	He was like, okay, just lay back and he's like, so, and he's like, complimenting my fall-up boy manicure. He's like, did you do these for me? And I was like, yes, I did. And he's like, oh, which one is for, which design? Like, he was just trying to distract me. I think I picked this one for you.
1:45.6	And I was like talking about the sparkly one and describing them. Wow.
1:46.2	Next. which designed, like he was just trying to distract me. Yeah, yeah. I think I picked this one for you. And I was, like, talking about the sparkly one and describing them. Wow. Next thing I know, I shot up in the bed and started shouting that I have never seen the Sopranos. And I wanted to apologize deeply to everybody in the room. For not having seen the Sopranos? Yes.
2:17.7	Fair.
2:18.1	Yeah.
2:18.4	And with that, I had one of the best naps in my life.
2:21.0	Great.
2:21.5	I actually did say, oh, how long has it been?
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