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The Best of Car Talk

#2431: Pork Chop Boy's Revenge

The Best of Car Talk

NPR

Automotive, Leisure, Comedy

4.716.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

What are you going to do if two NPR hosts proclaim that you are so friendless you have to hang a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you? And what if those heartless hosts were your very own uncles? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.
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0:00.0

This message comes from NPR sponsor Organic Valley, a co-op of small organic family farms dedicated to producing food that promotes respect for the dignity and interdependence of all life.

0:11.0

Discover their milk at ovae. coop slash ethically sourced. Hello and welcome to Car Talk on National Public Radio with us

0:35.6

Click and Clack the Tappert brothers and we're broadcasting this week from

0:38.6

the Traffic Modeling Department here at Car Talk Plaza and we pose the question how bad are Boston

0:45.7

drivers really well I got this article here written you read the Boston Globe yes

0:51.0

I do you ever read Cheet Ramo I do. Is he a genius or what?

0:54.8

He has a good editor. Chet Raymo. He's good. In fact I have I have one of his

1:00.5

astronomy books which is very good. It says at the bottom is a professor of physics at Stonehill College, the author of several books on science and he writes this maybe daily, weekly occasional column for the local newspaper here.

1:14.0

A little rag the globe.

1:15.0

And this article is entitled,

1:18.0

Drivers Take Bite,

1:19.0

B-Y-T-E out of computer,

1:21.0

and he describes in great literary detail the computer model that

1:28.7

models traffic because the paper ran a story about a model developed by MIT and he says this isn't the first

1:36.4

to attempt to model Boston traffic on a computer

1:39.1

an earlier effort by researchers at Washington Institute of Technology was abandoned when their computer unexpectedly

1:46.8

blew up.

1:47.8

And he says, to find out what happened, I visited the defunct Project's ex-coordinator Crash Gordon at WIT.

1:57.0

And he describes what happened that they had this model that worked everywhere in the country and then they tried to apply the model to Boston.

2:09.0

He said, we sent observers to Boston to survey traffic patterns. We took psychological profiles of hundreds of typical

2:16.2

typical drivers. We created a mathematical model of the Boston Road system in the proposed Central

2:21.2

Artery third tunnel.

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