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The Tabbard Brothers, and we're broadcasting this week from the Center for Political

Opportunism here at Kartok Plaza.

Now, we're not here to criticize anyone for political opportunism.

We're here to participate in something.

Of course, why not?

Get this.

My brother has decided, sensing a void in the the field that he will offer his services

as the Republican nominee for president. That's right I realize this is

unusual because I'm not a Republican. What are you?

I'm a unitarian.

But since no one seems to be happy with any other choices that they currently have for

presidential nominee, and sensing as I have the opportunity for what? Pay right I am offering myself as a right in

candidate for the nomination in the remaining primary states wherever they may be you

have a platform right no this is my real height.

No, no, you have positions, a platform of positions you're running on?

Of course I do. My campaign is based on one single issue.

Let me guess the right to not work.

No. The 35 mile-

If elected, if elected,

I will mandate a 35 mile an hour speed limit in every state except Montana.

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