#243 Cain & Anal

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It's a hot Tuesday, as Mark & Joe are back from the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, TX to recap their big live pod, Chris Distefano's frequent dick pics and Mark's new Alexa that won't shut up. Check it out! We're doing a LIVE pod with special guests at the Village Underground in NYC on May 7th! Reserve tickets here: www.comedycellar.com/ Subscribe to our Patreon to hear the LIVE ep from Moontower with CHRIS DISTEFANO & RON BENNINGTON! www.patreon.com/tuesdays We have have NEW t-shirts. Get em' here! www.merchpump.com/product-category/tuesdays/ Download the Laughable app today! laughable.com/download Go on iTunes and give the pod a #5StarLunch review!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a Stand Up New York Labs production providing you podcasts since 2013.
0:07.0	Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro.
0:13.0	That's all I know how to do.
0:15.0	Great, good to be here.
0:16.0	Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories!
0:19.0	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
0:21.0	And then the duck fell out of his bag!
0:24.0	Ha ha ha ha!
0:26.0	Surf's up!
0:27.0	And she didn't even flush.
0:30.0	Knock knock!
0:31.0	Who's there?
0:32.0	Mark Norman and Joe Liss!
0:34.0	Yeah!
0:35.0	This Tuesdays with Stories, everybody.
0:37.0	Yeah, that's terrible.
0:39.0	This is supposed to be cheesy.
0:41.0	My baby, you always fitting at me.
0:44.0	Ah!
0:46.0	Good golly Miss Molly!
0:48.0	Praise Allah!
0:49.0	Here'll be that name.
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