The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled The Gilroy for America Phone Bank.

Also, we have a live show in Chicago on September 8th, and you can click on the link in the

description to get tickets for that.

All right, this is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

A message from Gilroy 2024. Howdy. My name is Gilroy Monsanto.

Recently, I've been a pondering and applauding about my political aspirations and how I can do

politics more better than the other guys with their skinny ties and their haircuts and their toast-based lunches.

That's why I gathered you here conglomeration of phone bankers and canvases and simple-minded phone callers

to get the word out and start talking to folks. Now remember, I want you to read the

questions as written, be nice and cordial, and be enthusiastic about the possibilities of

exploring my campaign. I wasn't raised with no silver spoon in my mouth, and my gold spoon had to do me just fine.

And we're going to keep that theme rolling for the whole antiquity of my campaign

remunerations.

Me and my potential vice president, a racist bodybuilder named Strong Thurman, are very proud of y'all.

And I want you to get out there and get people excited.

All right, that's enough.

All right, stop rolling.

I'm out of here.

I'm meeting Ken Bone at an unlicensed hooters run by John Goslin.

Hello?

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