242: Reviews of Smut

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.2	Hello, little smutlings.
0:38.5	Hey.
0:40.1	Oh, hi.
0:41.2	You too.
0:42.5	I wasn't talking to you.
0:43.5	I hope not.
0:45.6	That's a really awkward thing to call your sibling.
0:54.6	Yeah, we're doing reviews of smut books, and that's the phrase that was voted on in Patreon.
0:57.2	Was there a vote on different phrasing?
1:02.7	No, I'm just saying that's what got liked, the likes, and that's what got put in the poll.
1:05.3	So we didn't come up with smut books.
1:10.4	I feel like there are other nicer, not nice, you know, not that it's necessarily bad.
1:12.2	I need to just stop.
1:13.1	Smut books.
1:14.3	This was fun.
1:20.6	I woke up from a really crazy deep nap.
1:21.6	Yeah, are you sure you're ready?
1:23.3	You don't feel ready at all.
1:29.6	I woke up from a deep nap singing Leonard Cohen, and I'm like, what are we doing?
1:30.6	Smut?
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