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Hello Dysfunction

242: Professor of Rats

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Riding with Crystal is an adventure, Peez has been cussing a LOT, Pata Fria is having a really bad week and we’re all ingesting plastic. Do you ever plan for prison in your head, Crystal has a great new client, no that’s not a stuffed animal and a period ain’t stopping nothing but a sentence.

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0:00.0

B. Hi guys, Hey Team. Here we are episode 242 of Hello Disfunction. I'm Tara. I'm

0:28.8

Pottofria. I'm Crystal. It's hell or raining today.

0:34.0

Yeah, it's fucking cold.

0:35.0

And it's very cold.

0:36.0

Normally it's a little warmer like when it rains and it's been fucking freezing the last few days.

0:42.0

Oh, not yesterday but the day before in the morning. Oh my

0:46.2

God it was like fucking 39 degrees. Yeah. All the roofs had ice and shit.

0:50.3

Oh my God. It's like painful in the morning. Freezing. It makes me angry. Yeah, I hate having to get up and peas is like back to school this week.

1:00.0

So it's like harder for her to get up when it's really cold because she just like it's good night.

1:06.3

Yes, she wants to stay in the bed and I'm like girl I feel it peace.

1:11.1

Mm-hmm I gotta allow like a little warm up period, you know, extra time for her to like,

1:17.4

because she'll like get an attitude and flip over or like hit me and like do too much and I'm like God it's going to take like 15 minutes for her to like be at peace with the idea of waking up right now.

1:29.6

Oh same. I mean I feel her though so so I don't get mad, but it's like...

1:34.2

She's definitely yours. Yeah. No, she'll sleep. Like weekends or whatever, if we ain't got nothing to do,

1:40.7

like she'll get up for a minute and then like go right back to sleep.

1:44.0

Yeah yeah she's a great a great adult baby like for sure she's kept thinking hell along.

1:56.6

I was kept thinking today was Tuesday. I'm all fucked up. When you were like, can you record today? I was like, why does she

1:59.3

want to record on fucking Tuesday? And I look and I'm like oh my God it's Wednesday yeah but like the

2:05.2

girls just went back to school weird yesterday oh I thought they went today I

2:10.7

thought they started back today.

2:13.0

Yesterday.

2:14.0

Nope, today.

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