B. You're a fucking mess. Good morning. All I do is fidget. Here we are, Hello Disfunction, episode 241.

And it's starting off with real fucking dysfunction. I'm Crystal.

I'm Patofria. And I just had to break up a cat fight on the porch. It's very traumatic. It was not traumatic. It was. My cat was breathing hard.

The way she flew out and like, Marklered and pushed her husband and like marks in front of me and push her husband and like you don't move fast and a

fucking go shoved him in the back screamed it screamed it was out there screaming like can you calm down their cats being cats she came back in with bushes in her hair

Leave them talking about he's breathing hard

Can you calm down now?

No I hate it.

They're just being cats. They're fine.

Stresses me out and oh cat fights and dog fights sound so horrible to me.

It's a new cat first of all. Yeah. Not a known cat that was fighting I'm like where this fucking cat from come from talking about I don't know but it better stay off our property

You're gonna go tell the cat to stay off your property?

First of all, the cats don't, our cats don't really go outside,

with the exception of Stevie's cat who goes outside.

That's basically it. and that's the one that got in the fight yeah yeah and

so we shouldn't even be out there he don't really know how to fight no a street cat no we

always say jelly is gay. Like he's very... I mean that don't mean he don't know how to fight.

Girl, I...

But I mean...

Hello, we know, right here. No, he's very, um, he's very meek and timid and like, he's breathing hard.

He's a little baby, a little baby angel.

He's fine, bitch.

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