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Hello Dysfunction

243: Manipulative Bowel Movement

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Peez has new pets, resellers are still annoying, physical reactions to genocide are normal and Rick Owens is a good brand to support. Could your dad be a serial killer, the universe gave us each other, be careful at the hospital and decorate your house however makes you happy.

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0:00.0

B. Hi, welcome to Hello Dysfunction, episode 243.

0:24.0

I'm Crystal.

0:25.0

I'm Potifria, does that sound right?

0:28.0

243?

0:29.0

Yeah.

0:30.0

Okay.

0:31.0

Yes.

0:32.0

Whatever we want it to be. It's whatever. It's our world.

0:35.0

Mm-hmm. It's our world. I'm tired if you're, I'm sorry if you're over it.

0:39.0

Sorry. Sorry if you're just over it.

0:42.0

They're cool. We're cool. I guess we're not bitter either.

0:47.0

Mm-mm. That's fine. I guess some people are over it.

0:51.0

Stay over. So we heard. Whatever. over it's going to rain again

0:55.0

it's gonna rain again tomorrow we had a break for a few days

1:00.0

and this morning I woke up and there were two

1:06.4

Dear children out right outside of my apartment lounging

1:11.4

She's trying to get a taste of the wilderness like of my

1:15.0

apartment lounging. My sister spent the night like.

1:18.0

My sister spent the night like a week ago and she told me that when she got up to go to work there were

1:24.8

two deer outside and they caught her totally off guard she took pictures I didn't

1:30.6

know they were right there like literally right outside my door I was like wait are they okay I saw them and they were laying down they had their legs tucked under their bodies they were really posing yeah and looked like they had their legs tucked under their bodies. They were really comfortable. Yeah and looked like they had been there for a while and me and peace like walked outside so I could take her to school and I was like oh shit and I'm thinking, well they rush us like, you know, and I'm thinking, do you, will they rush us?

1:52.9

Like, you know?

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