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Two Dykes And A Mic
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss flashing clam again, Sandra Bullock's lesbian night club, what is middle aged, Ray cries at Trader Joe's, gay men having sex on the Senate floor, Sophie Turner kissing a woman, kissing with eyes open and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | We are the greatest Dykes in the world. |
| 0:07.0 | Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon, |
| 0:12.0 | Worldwide Dykes for life. |
| 0:14.0 | Hey! |
| 0:15.0 | Two Dykes, two Dykes, |
| 0:17.0 | one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, one Mike, |
| 0:20.0 | yeah, two Dykes, who Dyke, who Dyke who nights, we nights, we nights, we nights, |
| 0:25.0 | we nights, yeah. Ladies and |
| 0:36.2 | gentlemen, I'm Rachel Scanlon. We have the world's best episode of two decks and a mic. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin and I'm Rachel Scanlon. We have the world's best episode coming at your queers right now that's |
| 0:44.4 | queer ears that's queer ears baby I love that I love anatomy I love I love our gay |
| 0:50.2 | people and I'm very grateful for this podcast I'm feeling very I'm very lovey dovey you and I'm very grateful for this podcast. I'm feeling very I'm very |
| 0:54.0 | lovey-dovey you know I'm very full of love I'm like crying a lot I'm oozy I'm |
| 0:59.3 | very like red heart red heart red heart you know what I mean? |
| 1:02.1 | Interesting because last time we talked, last time we spoke, |
| 1:05.3 | one of your New Year's resolutions was to not Red Heart anybody. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.2 | It's not been going well. |
| 1:11.8 | I was gonna say. Bad, it's going bad. Here's the thing in your heart and I know a lot of people don't know this |
| 1:17.1 | Don't out me as being a softy you come across as kind of like a hard core badty. |
| 1:26.6 | That's so hot that people that you think that people think that of me |
| 1:30.4 | is like so nice. |
| 1:31.6 | They say that to me. |
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