#2414 - Brian Simpson

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 141 minutes

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0:00.0	Joe Rogan podcast checking out.
0:04.0	The Joe Rogan Experience.
0:06.1	Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
0:12.3	Did you watch it?
0:13.4	Did you watch the UFC?
0:14.5	No.
0:14.9	Oh, my God.
0:16.0	Islam Maikachov.
0:17.9	Fuck, dude goes up.
0:19.2	One weight class goes up to 170.
0:21.1	He was the 55 pound most dominant champion ever, most title defense is 55 ever, just
0:26.1	dominates at 170.
0:27.6	Like, every round.
0:29.5	People are saying it's boring, but listen, man, it's boring if you're a casual, the
0:35.6	fact that he was able to do it every round.
0:37.2	It was a little frustrating because you wanted Jack to try to adjust.
0:41.4	But he couldn't, man.
0:43.4	Islam shut his game down right away.
0:45.4	He low kick the shit out of his front leg real quick, had him limping real quick.
0:50.5	Like within the first round, he had hit it three or four times bad.
1:11.0	I imagine being Khabib, you know, just your protegees is coming in. And Kabeep's even better than him. Right. That's what's so crazy. That's how good those guys are. But Kibb's not better stand-up, though. Islam has really good stand-up. Like his stand-up, Khabi's stand-up was a means to an end. It was like his stand-up was to crack you so he'd get a hold of you and fuck you up, just drag you to the ground and smash you. That was Khabi's move. But Islam is fucking Koeing people, man. It's different. He's different. He's head kicking Volkanowski. That's a, it's like a different level of stand-up.
1:29.4	Yeah, Khabib said, you're going to be better than me. Crazy. Crazy. The Dagestani boys are here to stay. You know what's crazy, dude? Bala Muhammad, you know, who was the champ at Welterweight, went down to Dagestan and trained with those guys. and he was like, I thought I trained hard.
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