#2413 - Theo Von

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 179 minutes

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Theo Von is a comic and host of the podcast "This Past Weekend with Theo Von."www.theovon.comhttps://www.youtube.com/theovon Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Visible. Live in the know. Join today at https://www.visible.com/rogan Visit https://blinds.com. 40% off your purchase with code ROGAN40 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
0:04.0	The Joe Rogan Experience.
0:06.1	Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
0:13.0	Who me?
0:16.4	Sorry, I didn't know you were talking.
0:18.5	There's only three of us in here.
0:20.7	Yeah, are there? I don't know, dude. The Talking to one of them. There's only three of us in here. Yeah.
0:21.9	I don't know, dude.
0:23.1	The glasses, man.
0:24.0	What's the new sophisticated look? Yeah, I got them. What's going on? I see. I see, got them. Yeah, they're great, man. My buddy Joseph gave them to me. I got them from him. Yeah? Yeah, and they're popping. And they help, too.
0:35.6	Yeah? Are you losing your vision?
0:38.0	Hmm.
0:39.5	I don't think so, but I think these just make it even better. Okay. Let me say. Let me try them. Yeah. Try them on, big dog. Oh, barely. I could get them weighted, too, so you could do a neck workout where you have them on. Why would you do that? This is, uh, God, I can't tell the difference. Are you sure these are real? I think they are. I don't think these are real glasses, dog. Let me see. I don't think they, Jamie, put these on. First of all, they're smeared as fuck. Yeah, somehow they keep getting grease on them, dude.
1:11.0	I'll like, you got greasy fucking fingers.
1:13.4	What?
1:14.5	You're not supposed to, look at you.
1:15.4	You're rubbing your head.
1:16.3	You're rubbing your greasy face.
1:17.6	I don't even go in the kitchen.
1:19.0	You don't need grease.
1:20.5	You don't need to go in the kitchen for green.
1:22.0	Barely tell the difference, right?
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