241: Twenty Minutes (Pt 1)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
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4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2024
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
Your weekly deep dive into sports, life, and everything in between, hosted byElis James (Fantasy Football League), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero.
Whether you’re here for the sports insights, or laugh-out-loud moments, this week’s episode is packed with everything you love.
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- Part 1: Out Wednesday
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🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW
PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):
- Steff: I’ve Shit Myself
- Mike: Mr Tom Platz
- Elis: Kids Commentating
PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):
- Steff Documentary: Quiz Ball 1966
- Elis Book: C’mon Cymru by Keith Haynes Buy it here.
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Available only via Patreon.
Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and see why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is the podcast that keeps you coming back for more. See you inside! 🎉
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| 0:00.0 | Wonderry Plus is better than ever with updates just for our UK listeners. |
| 0:03.9 | Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to episodes of the socially distant sports bar early and ad-free. |
| 0:08.4 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:13.1 | Start your free trial now. |
| 0:17.2 | Hey Distant Potters, welcome to part one of this week's socially distant sports bar, which is episode 241. |
| 0:24.9 | Clips in round one focus heavily on pooing. |
| 0:29.8 | Yeah, I can't get around that. |
| 0:31.4 | There's a powerlifter squatting, not in that way, but squatting weights. |
| 0:35.6 | There is a triathlete who has put her pants and there is, I can't |
| 0:40.3 | think of any other way of doing it. I'm sorry to start like this, but that's just how it is. |
| 0:43.8 | And there are children commentating on football as well, which is lovely and probably helps |
| 0:47.2 | raise the bar above base level. Thank you very much for downloading this week's socially distant sports bar. |
| 0:55.7 | If you like the comedy of Alice James and you like his other projects, he is off on a tour |
| 0:59.8 | with John Robbins. Tickets are, and Dave, sorry Dave, sorry Dave, Dave, Dave even gets a mention these |
| 1:05.8 | days in the poster. So they are off on a tour in the autumn of 2025. |
| 1:12.1 | It would be great if you guys could go along and watch them. |
| 1:14.6 | I'm going to go to the Cardiff gig. |
| 1:16.2 | Tickets's already in the bag. |
| 1:17.9 | I might go to the Swansea one as well. |
| 1:19.1 | I really like those guys. |
| 1:19.9 | So have a look at that. |
| 1:20.9 | If you are a Mike Bubbins comedy fan, then Mike is also on a intimate live show tour. I presume that's venue size rather |
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