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🗓️ 28 February 2021
⏱️ 50 minutes
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This show is dedicated to the great Bud Muenster. Live from Cleveland, Tim digs a bit deeper into the Woody Allen case, attempts to do his ad reads live, discusses the light at the end of the tunnel for Cleveland, and also the new Adam Curtis documentary.
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0:00.0 | At Honda, we listen to drivers for inspiration, even when they say things we can't play on the radio. |
0:05.3 | Like when a *** pulls out without indicating or when a *** crosses the road without checking first, |
0:10.4 | or when a *** doesn't understand how a *** roundabout works. |
0:14.4 | That's why we developed a collision sensor system, which detects risks and automatically breaks. |
0:20.7 | And to keep all family road trips, family friendly, it's included as standard with the Honda CRV hybrid. |
0:27.7 | Honda, the power of dreams. |
0:30.3 | Give it up for Dasha and Anna from the RedScare Podcast! |
0:34.3 | Cheers! |
0:40.7 | Cleveland, what the *** is up? |
0:44.5 | This, this city, my favorite fact that I've just learned about Cleveland |
0:51.8 | is that a councilwoman has issued a travel advisory, not for Syria, but for East Cleveland. |
1:02.1 | There is a travel advisory currently for the eastern half of this city, |
1:09.5 | because there are so many police chases. This is a fact. |
1:14.0 | Covid is like number seven of what's destroying. |
1:22.8 | There is Covid hit here 30 years ago. |
1:26.4 | There are so many police chases, it's f***ing up the traffic. |
1:32.8 | Like people are getting an accident because cops are just ramming f***ing pedestrians |
1:40.2 | on their way to apprehend a murderer. |
1:44.0 | Or something like that. |
1:46.6 | Terrifying, you've never been to a place like this. |
1:49.8 | Never, I'm a sweet West Texas boy. |
1:51.6 | Yeah, he's never been to this place. |
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