240 - Kendall v. Woody

The Tim Dillon Show

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4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Live, late night, from a hotel in Boston, Tim discusses the new Woody Allen documentary coming out, getting Joe Rogan on Clubhouse, and Kendall Jenner's new Tequila company.

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0:00.0	In New York you can gaze up at the towering skyscrapers or...
0:05.0	You can sunbathe on top of one.
0:08.0	In LA you can catch a neon lit rollercoaster ride on Santa Monica Pier.
0:14.0	Before catching a California catfish off Santa Monica Pier.
0:19.0	Oop!
0:20.0	Virgin Atlantic fly to the world's most iconic destinations
0:24.0	but how you see them is up to you.
0:26.0	Book now with Virgin Atlantic. See the world differently.
0:31.0	We're good. Good to go.
0:33.0	Ashen the clams. Ashen the clams trips.
0:37.0	Yeah we're late. Fuck off.
0:40.0	We're not supposed to smoke in the room. Yeah.
0:47.0	Let me taste something right now. After the service I've gotten to this place.
0:50.0	They're lucky this is all I'm doing.
0:52.0	We're here at the wind. Well they can use this against us. Can't they?
0:57.0	If we say where we are. I'll flip it out. We're at the encore in every
1:02.0	Massachusetts fucking dump.
1:04.0	We're here because Texas has been destroyed by a snow.
1:10.0	It got only nose with Joe Rogan Elon Musk.
1:13.0	They're fucking around getting everybody moved on there
1:16.0	and then the whole state's belly up because it's ice.
1:19.0	And then I have my dirt bag family texting me going you need anything.
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