240: My Dad's Dick

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2023

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Xmas is still going, we love a man’s man, women need to carry guns and we would actually be really bad cops. Pata Fria might start taking tattoo appts, our government is the worst of the worst, Crystal isn’t great at remembering names and just don’t eat Carolyn’s cooking. FREE PALESTINE, CEASEFIRE NOW, END THE OCCUPATION.

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0:00.0	Oh, sous.
0:00.5	And, be, uh, and, uh,
0:03.4	and uh, uh,
0:05.0	be, uh, uh, uh,
0:06.0	uh,
0:08.0	uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
0:11.0	be,
0:12.0	uh, happy, happy birthday.
0:24.0	Welcome to Hello Disfunction. Episode 240.
0:26.0	I think.
0:27.0	I think you're right.
0:28.0	Yeah, I'm Potipria.
0:30.0	I'm Crystal.
0:31.0	It's still Christmas. It is. It's going to be Christmas until like the 15th. Yeah.
0:37.0	In my mind. Decoration wise for sure. I'm not even done shopping yet. Like I still have kids to shop for, I'm still waiting on packages to arrive, so I'm just going to keep it
0:49.8	lit for as long as possible. I hate the gift part. Yeah it's pressure and you know like gifts isn't my
0:59.5	love language as it is mine it is so. Mark too. Yeah I do enjoy it but the gift-giving part.
1:07.0	I'm more, you know I'm like acts of service I'd rather do that or tell you your great words of affirmation.
1:15.0	Right, right.
1:16.0	Gifts make me awkward.
1:18.0	Yeah, yeah, gifts make me fucking awkward and it just feels like a lot of pressure.
1:22.0	And this year just felt really different.
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