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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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For mormon’s sake, don’t come near Fort Schiefer. We will hit on sight.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:35.7	And we're off.
0:42.7	Welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water Too Wet, podcast where we read the worst reviews in most dramatic fashion.
0:44.2	My name is Zandi.
0:45.8	Hi, I'm X-teen.
0:59.8	I want to say, you know, I apologize to everyone because Sandy and I have outgrown our current station in life.
1:02.1	That's news to me.
1:05.5	Well, Alexander, there's no need to be so humble.
1:10.7	We reached a million down views of our TikTok today. Yeah, we had one TikTok get a million views. And I just feel like there's no going back. You know, we're on to bigger, better things. Yeah. Well, we did go back because our next few videos did not hit a million. Irrelevant that the next one was 2,000 views. It doesn't really have anything to do. Next one was 20,000. That was pretty good. Yeah, and the next one was two. But yeah, okay, but
1:31.4	hey, bigger and better things are on the way. Y'all, maybe that means that there's something worth
1:36.3	seeing. So go visit our TikTok at Beach 2, Sandy. Also, you know, we were featured in the New York
1:41.8	Times once and we said, we're turning that away
1:44.6	to continue this project. And we gave up on that dream of something involving being in the New York
1:51.4	Times to continue this. Yeah. But I feel like this is the last, the final straw, you know,
1:56.2	we're in it, we're on it, we're leaving. Yeah, this is, this is our future. This is the final
2:00.3	episode. This is it. Oh, yes. Ticktox are, I don't it, we're leaving. Yeah, this is, this is our future. This is the final episode. This is it.
2:01.5	Oh, yes.
2:03.2	TikTok's our future.
2:04.1	I don't know what's going on right now.
2:05.1	TikTok is the future.
2:06.4	TikTok said every boomer.
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