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Hello Dysfunction

239: I'm Sorry Officer

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

The hangout was a success, making your partner a mixtape is true love, Crystal got to share some holiday spirit and Santa has been commodified. Bingo gets SERIOUS, practice proper pharmacy etiquette, Peez is loving cuss words and Pata Fria has been having some terrible dreams.

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0:00.0

B. Hi kids welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome back.

0:23.0

Welcome.

0:24.0

Happy holidays.

0:25.0

Fuck happy fucking holidays.

0:28.0

Episode 239 of Hello Disfunction with Patofria and Crystal I'm getting it together what the fuck's new hold on a minute

0:38.9

I'm getting it I have on a cat onezy. It's so tight I washed it and it shrunk it goes out a short

0:46.7

of my legs like my God it's so tight I can't fucking breathe I put on shape wear under it I still and I really

0:56.1

can't fucking breathe that like defeats the purpose of being cozy it It does for sure. Your anchors, your ankles are cold.

1:07.6

Yeah, no, this is definitely a... Put on socks. If you put on socks, you wouldn't have that problem.

1:11.8

Yeah, I didn't think of that, of course.

1:14.5

Why can't I fucking move this?

1:17.8

Oh my God, marking all his gadgets.

1:20.6

There we go.

1:21.0

Now I can move it.

1:22.2

Okay. So we had our holiday party guys. It was a good time.

1:27.8

It was.

1:28.8

Um, there was a brief recap. Um, there was

1:34.0

you're really starting to make us consider having liquor not having

1:38.0

dry mens. Yeah, we love you all really you're really pushing that idea. There were a feel that, you know, doing a little too much.

1:48.0

It's to be expected, I guess, you know? I mean the last one we had someone throwing up in the back room, you know, like we

1:54.8

It's to be expected when you have liquor at events. We know that but

1:59.9

Still some level of holding it together there was a little bit of a binoxious.

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