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🗓️ 23 December 2023
⏱️ 89 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | B. Hi kids welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome back. |
| 0:23.0 | Welcome. |
| 0:24.0 | Happy holidays. |
| 0:25.0 | Fuck happy fucking holidays. |
| 0:28.0 | Episode 239 of Hello Disfunction with Patofria and Crystal I'm getting it together what the fuck's new hold on a minute |
| 0:38.9 | I'm getting it I have on a cat onezy. It's so tight I washed it and it shrunk it goes out a short |
| 0:46.7 | of my legs like my God it's so tight I can't fucking breathe I put on shape wear under it I still and I really |
| 0:56.1 | can't fucking breathe that like defeats the purpose of being cozy it It does for sure. Your anchors, your ankles are cold. |
| 1:07.6 | Yeah, no, this is definitely a... Put on socks. If you put on socks, you wouldn't have that problem. |
| 1:11.8 | Yeah, I didn't think of that, of course. |
| 1:14.5 | Why can't I fucking move this? |
| 1:17.8 | Oh my God, marking all his gadgets. |
| 1:20.6 | There we go. |
| 1:21.0 | Now I can move it. |
| 1:22.2 | Okay. So we had our holiday party guys. It was a good time. |
| 1:27.8 | It was. |
| 1:28.8 | Um, there was a brief recap. Um, there was |
| 1:34.0 | you're really starting to make us consider having liquor not having |
| 1:38.0 | dry mens. Yeah, we love you all really you're really pushing that idea. There were a feel that, you know, doing a little too much. |
| 1:48.0 | It's to be expected, I guess, you know? I mean the last one we had someone throwing up in the back room, you know, like we |
| 1:54.8 | It's to be expected when you have liquor at events. We know that but |
| 1:59.9 | Still some level of holding it together there was a little bit of a binoxious. |
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