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🗓️ 9 May 2022
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For decades, children across the globe have come forward claiming to have encounters with anomalous animalistic entities, which would seem more at home in sub-Saharan Africa, than in the kid's bedrooms they currently occupy.
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0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to the kryptonite podcast. My name is Mark Stores and I'm joined by Chris |
0:40.8 | Carnacelli. Hi. Robert Thomas Morphe, the second nose is also here with us. Heidi Ho. |
0:46.3 | Thank you for joining us, good sir. Well, thank you. Oh, thank you. You're just looking |
0:50.8 | at me dead up. Like I didn't realize I was going to be, I mean, is it rare that I join |
0:54.1 | you? Is this a special occasion? Apparently, you get thanked for being here. I'm just |
0:57.0 | just, I'm sorry. Fucking piece of shit over here. Not sorry. Nothing. No, you guys are welcome |
1:02.1 | and bask in my glory. Yeah. Yeah. This is a special guest, Chris Carnacelli. Yeah. No, |
1:06.9 | I appreciate my pants and you're going to have the deal with it. Wow. Are you, are you |
1:10.8 | panching again? Oh, you are? Oh, okay, good. Did you, did you bring, did you bring, did you |
1:14.8 | bring, did you bring, did you bring, did you bring the shit cop? It's right here. Oh, good. |
1:18.0 | There's a shit cop. There's a shit cop. There's a shit cop. There's a shit cop. Nice. Perfect. Excellent. |
1:21.1 | Brown. All right. Well, Patreon, Robert, we offer it. People sign up. Let's thank those people. |
1:26.0 | Fuck you guys. Do it. Every week I just delight in you guys. Thank you. Beginning with Jason |
1:32.5 | Hackman. Hell yeah, Jason. James McEw. What up, James? Bob Smith. Bob. Jonas Evenson. Hell yeah, |
1:40.3 | Jonas. Android Green. I love it. Two, three. I love it. Matthias T. Doe. Thank you, Matthias. Eric. |
1:49.0 | What up, Eric? McKenna Trixio. Thank you so much, McKenna. |
1:54.0 | Rathalos 394. I love the name. Thank you so much. 394. Tara Lorraine. Lownsberry. |
2:00.8 | Oh, buddy, Tara. Tara, what up? I just talked to her on the other day virtually online, but yeah. |
2:06.1 | Oh, she's awesome. Thank you so much. Used to watch lone wolf and cub back in the day. I watched her |
2:10.5 | choke out her buddy Mike Deerey with the leg move. Yeah, it was at a party and she wanted to, he |
2:17.0 | wanted to, in the leg wrestle, somehow it got out of hand and she fucking choked him on |
2:21.2 | conscience. I know. Holy shit. I remember me, her Mike Deerey angler. Yep. I don't think it was |
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