240: Cavity (Live in Chicago!)
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2016
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Headgum Happy Hour is a monthly stand-up comedy show featuring the talents of |
| 0:04.0 | Headgum staff and beloved stand-ups who were available that night. |
| 0:08.0 | Nice, Amir, when is the next Headgum Happy Hour show? |
| 0:11.0 | Our next New York show will be July 17th at Kaviyat, hosted by Charlie Barney and Natalie |
| 0:17.0 | Rotter-Lateman of Exploration Live. Love it! Check out more details and grab tickets at headgum.com-slashlive. |
| 0:23.3 | Ladies and gentlemen, you may recognize these guys from their failed true TV pilot, |
| 0:31.3 | or perhaps their podcast. Either way, if I were you, I'd put my hands together right now for Jake and Amir! |
| 0:41.3 | Wow, Chicago, eh? Okay! Yes, dude! This is fun! Yes, dude! Wow! How's your ankle feeling? Fine! |
| 1:01.3 | Oh, no! What? Alright, cool. Now, it looks like I can see it swelling over the shoe. |
| 1:09.3 | Oh boy! It is plump! I'm rocking a size 12 on the left, a woman's 5 on the right, |
| 1:17.3 | virtually a peg leg on your right. That's right. I'm a plump little nugget down there. |
| 1:23.3 | How are you guys doing? |
| 1:25.3 | It's a fun show. This is that Friday night shit. Yeah, dude! That Chicago shit! |
| 1:35.3 | Yeah, that Chicago, that deep dish pizza stuff! Ha, indeed! |
| 1:45.3 | Kanye is from Chicago. Do I fucking know? I can't see, you got to turn the hat around. |
| 1:51.3 | Do you see it's a Cubs hat? Life long Cubs, man, right here, everybody! |
| 1:57.3 | I did not buy this hat at the airport today! |
| 2:01.3 | We weren't gonna call you out. Just letting everybody know? I didn't. I was born with this hat. |
| 2:07.3 | A very uncomfortable for my mother. What's the deal with the white socks? Does anybody like the white socks? |
| 2:15.3 | Shit, I have to go get a different hat! You're just trying to placate everybody. The back says white socks. Go socks! |
| 2:23.3 | God, look at all these people. My God, man, this is so exciting! You're beefing? |
| 2:29.3 | I'm beefing, yeah, I'm legit beefing right now. We're sharing a beef. |
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