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I like just like Buddy Holly.

Yeah, I'm very Tyler Moore. I accept it.

That was written by Emily Jane Peters and we can find her on the tubes which I think she

means YouTube. I'm glad I called out for more Weezer parodies. I forgot that I can just

sort of put things in the ether and our talented fans can do them. Yeah. Yeah. So like, is

there anything you want to ask for now that like people are listening to you?

I guess a blank 1802 cover would be good. Yeah, that would be nice to hear.

Also, if everybody venmowed me some cash, that's like as a tip or like a not a tip.

It's still the same money. You're still getting money. You just want to. I don't want their

charity. Yes, you do. You just don't want to call it charity. I just want the cash. Why?

What's the bad about it? Just at least being called the gratuity. It is like on their

servant. I don't think so. Oh my God. They work for me. So you want them to give you money

and then think about it in a way where it's not considered. Where I'm still king.

A king can still take that's probably one of the king's biggest. Yeah. Well, that's good.

We'll call it their dues. Oh, like they owe it to you. Yeah, that's it. And now I'm happy.

Now now you're talking. Now you've got it. You finally understand, Blooming Felt. Yeah,

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