24: Post Offices in Washington, DC
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2019
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
In our most educational episode yet, we broaden your vocabulary as well as your understanding of the Geneva Convention. But don't worry, there's plenty of stupidity as we explore our nation's capital for the worst post office reviews we can find. Then, Alex gives a challenge to YOU, the listeners, because he's a failure.
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| 0:00.0 | This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us |
| 0:06.1 | So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in? |
| 0:11.6 | No, no, no, no, oh just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes |
| 0:16.2 | What whoa? |
| 0:18.2 | Oh |
| 0:22.2 | I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want batting |
| 0:28.0 | Myrcatad! Simple! |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet a |
| 0:35.4 | Podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what did think |
| 0:43.3 | Between you and me I wanted to like this podcast |
| 0:47.8 | But I'd give it zero stars if I could |
| 0:58.0 | Hello |
| 1:05.9 | Hello universe and welcome to another episode of beach to sandy water to wet the podcast where we read the worst reviews |
| 1:14.0 | In the most dramatic fashion that's it. I almost got it |
| 1:21.5 | Who are you? Oh, I'm Christine. Wow. I'm struggling. I'm Alex. Okay. Yeah, I don't need to be asked |
| 1:27.8 | I just know you just know |
| 1:30.0 | Cool before we get started I have a couple things to tell you I was just on a little mini tour of my murder show in |
| 1:36.5 | Ohio and Pittsburgh and |
| 1:39.8 | We received some special surprises that makes me nervous |
| 1:44.4 | So this is an envelope, it simply says Alex and it is from our Cincinnati show. Okay. Have you tested it for any? |
| 1:52.4 | Well, the reason that you see staples on it is that |
| 1:56.1 | We opened it and then mom stapled it back together |
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