#24: Funny VP Tweets

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

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Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2012

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

1- Biden whups some ass 2- Funny VP Tweets. Call 911 3- Martha Raddutz a REAL moderator 4- Obama. Pay Attention 5- 5 dollars a gallon? Get more elves 6- November Baseball? 7- Evolution a lie from hell and other brilliant science

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden and you are listening to Who's Paying Attention, Episode 24.
0:20.4	This episode of Who's Paying Attention is brought to you
0:22.9	by Jeff Dunham's new comedy special, Minding the Monsters. Who's paying attention this week?
0:28.5	Man, I hope it's Barack Obama, because Joe Biden showed in that vice presidential debate
0:34.7	how to deliver a true ass whipping.
0:38.3	Man, Joe beat Paul Ryan like a stepchild.
0:42.3	Now, listen, Barack Obama said that he was too polite.
0:46.0	He said, you know, it's difficult to stand there and say, that's not true.
0:51.0	That's not true over and over again.
0:53.3	Really?
0:54.0	Well, maybe you could learn something
0:55.4	from Joe Biden about how to do it because Joe had no problem laughing at Ryan when he was wrong.
1:01.6	I mean, it was unbelievable. It was just a beating. If this was a little league game, they would have
1:07.0	stopped it based on the mercy rule about 50 minutes into the debate.
1:12.0	And it wasn't just me.
1:13.7	It wasn't just me who thought so.
1:16.2	Everybody did.
1:17.1	There were some phenomenal tweets tonight, okay?
1:21.3	I'm just going to read you a couple quick ones.
1:23.6	Frank Conniff, okay, he said Paul Ryan talking about foreign policy is like Stevie Wonder talking about silent movies.
1:32.3	Pat and Oswald, the fake quote from Paul Ryan.
1:35.5	I was told there would be an alligator push-ups portion to this.
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