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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#23: Wake the F--- Up

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2012

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

1- Election vs coronation. 2- Wake the f**k up 3- Romney leads middle class 4- Climate change Fox News and fairy tales 5- Perry blames Satan so Obama must be Jesus 6- Christian Right blames Obama so he must be Satan 7- California cars don't need you 8- Voter test: Who's Honey Boo Boo?

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden and I'm welcoming you to Who's Paying Attention Episode 23.

0:24.0

Can't believe there's this many.

0:25.6

We're going to get right into it.

0:26.9

The debates are tomorrow.

0:29.2

I'm going to try to watch.

0:31.0

I'm working.

0:31.7

If it doesn't matter, no, because when politicians debate, they just stick to their talking points

0:37.1

and the questions don't really matter. It's actually hilarious sometimes. Like, they just stick to their talking points and the questions don't really

0:38.4

matter. It's actually hilarious sometimes. Like, they'll ask, you know, Mitt Romney about his,

0:44.7

I don't know, about his taxes from 2008. And his answer will start with the economy is blah, blah,

0:52.0

blah, blah, because he's not going to answer that question.

0:54.4

And if they ask Barack Obama about, I don't know, let's bring back Reverend Wright, for instance,

1:01.7

then you'll get an answer that somehow has to do it bin Laden.

1:04.9

So I'm not even going to get into that.

1:06.2

But I will get into this.

1:08.1

This is my view regarding the election.

1:09.9

Just stop the bullshit. All right, this is so much about race.

1:14.0

I get so tired of these people who say it's not about race. Alonzo, you're just a racist. Listen,

1:20.9

the brilliance of the Republicans, whenever you bring up something, they twist it around. So if you say it's about race, well, you liberals are all

1:27.9

racist. Everything you say is racist. If Barack Obama were white, this would not be an election,

1:34.0

it would be a coronation. Okay? Let me say that again. It would not be an election. It would be a

1:39.4

coronation. Barack Obama saved general voters. Do you understand if a white guy had saved General Motors, if a white Republicans saved General Motors, Chevrolet, Cadillac, America, okay? Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet, he saved the Chevrolet part. Cadillac, if he didn't save General Motors, there would be no more Cadillac.

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