239: Michael's WORST Sex Story

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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The boys are back in studio to hear Michael's joker origin story (it literally might be worse than the wetwet story.) They also get into JO'ing to the phub preview thumbnails, the math behind making nut, and why you should always downplay your d*ck.

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0:00.0	And then pull my pants down to like, you got one of these.
0:02.1	That's what I'm saying, dude.
0:03.3	That's what that is.
0:04.2	Shit, I thought that was a third leg.
0:06.2	Hey!
0:08.4	Michael Blowstein, performing stand-up comedy
0:10.4	where I will tell you guys, August 25th to 26th,
0:14.0	I'll be in Oxnord, California, go get tickets.
0:17.2	Hey, it'll fight, pull up.
0:19.0	Boom, boom, boom.
0:19.8	September 7th to the 9th, I'll be in Madison,
0:21.5	Wisconsin at Comedy On State.
0:23.0	God damn, those tickets are going quick.
0:24.6	So go get them before you can't.
0:26.0	September 15th to the 17th, I'll be in Irvine, California.
0:28.6	Those tickets are going crazy too.
0:30.1	And then September 22nd, I'll be in Los Angeles,
0:34.0	California, the very, very limited seating.
0:36.6	So go get tickets.
0:38.0	And then September 23rd, announcement, Santa Barbara,
0:42.5	I'll be in Santa Barbara at the,
0:43.8	what is it, how do you pronounce it?
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