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🗓️ 25 April 2022
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Though the origin story of this ghastly, quasi-humanoid she-beast read like a mishmash of a gore-drenched 1950’s E.C. Comic and a kid friendly 1960’s Marvel superhero introduction, the fact is that—whatever her genesis may be—the hulking carnivorous creature known to natives of the Sierra Nevada Mountains as “Penelope” leaves all who witness her feeling both petrified… and lucky to be alive.
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0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to the Kryptonite Podcast. My name is Mark Storers and I'm joined by |
0:41.9 | Mr. Chris Carnacelli. Welcome. And Mr. Robert Thomas Morvie, those second. Double welcome. |
0:49.0 | Thank you all so very much. We're back boys, we're doing it again. Yes, number 238 or something |
0:55.1 | like that. And we are 238. Yeah. Oh, dude. Let me actually confirm that real quick before we |
1:00.6 | get started here. We are 238. There it is. Uncle Glendee be proud. Yeah. Or as you've |
1:07.1 | dubbed it as small angry. Angry small. Angry small. Yes. I actually might rename my truck |
1:15.9 | Glendansik, but we'll see. It's a small. I know it's far too big. I mean, it's it's angry |
1:22.9 | annoying. I've been debating on getting like a crimson ghost sticker on the back or maybe |
1:29.6 | like a Danzig skull, like a Sam Haynes skull or something. I don't know. We'll see. Crimson |
1:33.9 | ghost this class. I think the window would be pretty good. Yeah, I think that would be |
1:37.0 | pretty fucking dope. A regardless. Robert Patreon is the thing that we offer in the good folks |
1:41.2 | over there support us every month, every month, monetarily, so I can get myself that misfit |
1:45.4 | sticker. And we got some shout outs saving up for years, saving up for years. Oh, it's fine |
1:51.4 | too. The dream comes. I think I have a little half-tone dots on it. Yeah, blend. I might |
1:56.6 | have to do that actually. Maybe I'd do it like a, like a, like a kryptonite wrap on it. No, |
2:00.8 | because everyone's going to know it. So like was a kryptonite truck. Yeah, everyone around |
2:04.9 | here is going to not know shit because we'll be like, who the fuck is this and why? Yeah, |
2:08.9 | just do a small one on the back. I could. I was actually going to look a mag. All the |
2:12.2 | little Pat logo. Oh, all right. You can find patrons. Speaking of dope are fine patrons. |
2:19.4 | Heather Lynn. Thank you so much, Heather. |
2:22.5 | Shenanigans. Oh, shenanigans. Jordan Heath. What up, Jordan Heath? Phil Dickinson. |
2:29.9 | Hell yeah, Mr. Dickinson. Thank you so much. Jake Cox. What up, Jake? Richard Michael Lucas. |
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