238: Bush For Days & The Great Panty Caper (with Dax Shepard)
We're Here to Help
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🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Guest Helper Dax Shepard joins Jake in-studio. Together, they help a caller whose German in-laws are prone to nudity. Then, they counsel a jealous husband whose doodle is eating his wife's underwear. Plus, an extended conversation with Jake and Dax.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, we're heredos. The Steve Berg-2020 calendar is here. Well, almost. It will be available for order on December 3rd at 12 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. We are doing a limited run of 500 calendars, so get yours while you can. All orders will ship December 9th, just in time for the holidays. Visit www. Heretohelppod.com to order. After all these, this, this, we're here, we're here, we're, too, oh. |
| 0:41.3 | We're here. |
| 0:42.9 | Two out. |
| 0:45.1 | After all these years of interviewing everybody, I mean, from fucking, you've interviewed presidents. |
| 0:51.6 | And what's your kind of takeaway? |
| 0:54.3 | Like, because what's intimate about it is you get to spend two hours with great minds, wildly. |
| 1:01.3 | I mean, after we did ours, Cher showed up in two hours. |
| 1:04.3 | Right, right, right, right, right. |
| 1:06.2 | So you're like, oh, right, but that doing, like, and I know the way you are, it's just, well, I'm doing this now. I've got to be good at it. I've got to do my research. I've got to keep up. I'm now sitting with this amazing character. Yeah. I've got to keep up. I've got to do my, and once it ends, it's not a celebration. It's, well, yeah. It's really, but I invited them. It's a really weird version of therapy that you get to, like, sit in a box where you stare at a smart mind and go, can I ask you questions about life? Yeah. Can I ask you questions about thoughts? Can I ask you questions about survival? And they're like, well, I'm here promoting. So I will tell you everything. Yeah, I'm an expert in this. |
| 1:45.1 | Maybe the best in the world. |
| 1:46.1 | And you get to go, what do you think of that? |
| 1:48.6 | My main, main takeaway in how this experience has changed me is I will regularly have the head of the psych department from Harvard on talking about his theory. |
| 2:01.6 | Yes. |
| 2:02.0 | And I'm in. |
| 2:03.0 | He leaves and I'm in. |
| 2:04.2 | Yeah, that's it. |
| 2:05.5 | Then I have a Stanford psych professor. |
| 2:08.9 | She comes in and she's got another take on it. |
| 2:11.3 | And I go, yeah, she's right. |
| 2:13.4 | And my conclusion after all this is like, there's no fucking right, man. |
| 2:17.7 | Most things in life, like a slam dunk is like it's 65% right. |
| 2:22.0 | Totally. |
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