237: Toilet Paper Usage & Dolla Dolla Coins
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Gareth and Jake help solve a case of disappearing toilet paper. Then, they discover a cool new way to pay for your morning coffee.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, we're heredos. The Steve Berg-2020 calendar is here. Well, almost. It will be available for order on December 3rd at 12 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. We are doing a limited run of 500 calendars, so get yours while you can. All orders will ship December 9th, just in time for the holidays. Visit www.com |
| 0:22.6 | to helppod. We're back. And we are back. Oh, well, let's just get the business out of the way. |
| 0:53.0 | It's time to vote for the helpies. |
| 0:55.5 | We need to pick.com slash helpies. |
| 0:59.3 | Yep. |
| 1:00.3 | Make all your selections. |
| 1:01.9 | It's going to go fast. |
| 1:03.0 | Yep. |
| 1:03.9 | And yeah. |
| 1:05.7 | And we don't, and if whoever wins, wins. |
| 1:08.2 | So that's what we did with the calendar too. |
| 1:27.7 | Whoever photo got the most votes, that's what's in. There's no discussion after that. So if you want to be part of the show, we need to pick.com slash helpies. There's going to be a bunch of categories. Natalie's going to figure it all out. Do your voting. But speaking of the calendar, we may as well just get into it. I was in Omaha just now doing stand-up, Steve Berg's neck of the woods. |
| 1:33.5 | I already talked about how during the show, a woman was crestfallen |
| 1:40.2 | to find out that Steve wasn't at the show. |
| 1:45.6 | So there's like a green room waitress who comes in. |
| 1:49.4 | She said the first night she was a big fan of the show. |
| 1:51.9 | Well, let me just say this really fast. |
| 1:53.2 | For anybody new to the show, Steve Berg is in all of our chats. |
| 1:59.1 | He's on our Rocket Money episodes, which is our best advice, and he is the co-host of our chats. He's on our rocket money episodes, |
| 2:01.3 | which is our best advice, |
| 2:02.4 | and he is the co-host of Weird Here to Helps. |
| 2:05.7 | Because there are people who have written in saying, |
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