Hello and welcome to Card Talk, a national public radio with us clicking

collect the tap with brothers and we're broadcasting this week from the

daycare division here at Card Talk Plaza. We've been

reduced. How appropriate. You get the start right away. We have here today

an esteemed guest. Those of you who haven't heard of Melissa Peterson, I will

recount the method by which we were introduced to this sweet little child. We

received, there's no date on this letter because the little twerp doesn't know

that they're supposed to put the date on the letter. But here's the letter she sent

to us many months ago. Oh, many. Yes. This for those few seven or eight

listers who haven't heard of her. Dear Card Talk, it says, I am writing to warn

you that if you don't do something about that show of yours, I'm going to tell

the EPA to put a ban on your program. I'm tired of you polluting the airwaves

with all those dumb jokes. I think your show is absolutely awful and I'm sure

that there are others who agree with me. It would also be greatly appreciated if

you would stop saying don't drive like my brother. I've never seen either of you

drive and it can't be that bad. Finally, you say you want a mechanic shop. I

don't believe you. Nobody in their right mind will let either of you work on their

cars since silly Melissa Peterson, Seattle, Washington, PS. You'd get more

callers if you didn't insult the ones that you do get at PPS. My dog hates your

show too. That's what really did it. PPS. You said you wanted more mail. Well,

here it is. I hope you're satisfied. Now do do to our graciousness here.

Graciousness. Great. Ostipity, which one of the other we have invited Melissa in

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