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Clack the Tap at Brothers, and we're broadcasting this week from the Post Prize

Depression Division here in Card Talk Plaza. Well by now you've all heard that

the Nobel Prizes have all been given out. Once again my brother would passed over. I

think the problem basically is that they don't have the right price for you. I think

you're right. You know, physics, chemistry, economics. I mean if they had a Nobel

Prize would be in a cheap skate. You'd be a lot, man. I would. You would. Well I

don't think you've won. I won a prize for something. Well you're not going to get

me prizes. You don't always say that to me. You're a real prize, you know that?

Well obviously you mean by that. We do need an award of our own to give out.

You know what you think? That's right. I mean if we're not going to get a Nobel,

we'll go and business for ourselves. We can give out prizes to other people so we

can get the joy of giving them. We'll become the Nobel of something. Well we're

going to ask our listeners to nominate people and then we'll pick the winners.

Do you remember a few years ago? Didn't we give the prize to Smoke and Mirrors Award

to Leia Cokas? Yes. Because the guy had managed for 15 years to run a company

that made one car and convinced the whole world and he made 10. Pretty good,

huh? I think that's what we need. Smoke and Mirrors Award. Well, among others.

Among others. So you can even pick the award. You can pick what you want the

category to be. You're asking our listeners? Yes, our listeners. Both of them.

Yes. To send an idea. That's the idea for an award and a potential

recipient of the award. And you would say. So you would say I think the Smoke and Mirrors

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