I nearly forgot which button to press then. It's been three weeks. Are you pleased to be back in the saddle?

I am very pleased to be back talking with you, my chum, Ian, again. Yes, I have missed you over

Christmas. I have, of course, done a little bit of media. I did Good Morning Britain without

you in Twixmas. Yeah, that went well, didn't it? I thought I did rather well, I have to say.

I did like your, ironically, if people have listened to our awards show, you mentioned

the young woman commentator, Inaya, it's her name, isn't it?

And I did the first day with her.

And actually, I mean, although she obviously has very strange, slightly alter the views,

I thought she was quite impressive for, you know, it makes me sound incredibly patronising to say for her age.

But I thought she was quite impressive.

And then the next day I did it was Isabel Oakshot.

And that was slightly more of a bit of a, mm and that was slightly more of a bit of a

mm-hmm that was slightly more of a scrap I have to the claws were out were they

because I was in they up shut up being all gendered in your criticism I was going to say

we had a bit of a bitch fight, but I, you know,

it was the last day of the year. I was a bit Brexit irritated. There was a lot of Brexit stuff on,

and I said to Isabel, come on, Isabel, give us one benefit of Brexit. And unlike you, Ian,

who can usually manage to muster something or another,

all she could do was say, well, how long have you got? And anyway, nobody wants to hear what

you've got to say, Jackie, you boring old Ramona's, blah, blah, blah, so I'm afraid that was it.

She got two, she got several barrels.

I'm tempted to now go and watch it back.

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