237: Blue Balled in the Red Light District

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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The boys are in Amsterdam! They divulge the secrets of the red light district, explain how Michael got so mad he almost flew home, and try to figure out why there are so many beautiful people on bicycles. They also get hammered and hear from a listener about a brand new kind of fleshlight.

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0:00.0	She fucks like spirit airlines.
0:01.6	Ah, ha, ha.
0:04.3	Take a seat, $100.
0:06.1	P-nuts, $80.
0:08.1	NAPKIN $6.
0:09.4	$400.
0:10.2	P-p-p-p-p.
0:11.4	This is a rooster nutting in the background
0:13.3	and we're also nutting because Micah Blossoms on tour.
0:15.9	Stand up comedy, we're gonna be guys.
0:18.2	August 10th to 12th, I'll be in Indianapolis, Indiana.
0:21.7	Holy crap, those tickets are going fast.
0:23.2	I think two shows already sold out.
0:24.3	So go get them before.
0:25.4	You can't August 25th to 26th, I'll be in Oxnard,
0:28.3	California, guys.
0:29.6	PICK ITS NOT GREAT! GO GET HIM!
0:32.2	September 7th to the 9th, I'll be in Madison, super excited about those shows, those tickets are going fast.
0:36.1	September 15th to the 17th, I'll be in Irvine, September 28th to the 30th, I'll be in Denver, Colorado.
0:41.4	Guess what? The 30th, two shows, we're doing a live freaking tape for my first stand-up comedy show.
0:45.7	So go, go get tickets for what you can.
0:47.5	October 5th to the 7th, I'll be in Nashville, Tennessee, and guys, on my freaking website, there's many, many more dates.
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