237: A Well-Balanced Breakfast

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Why have I become nocturnal? How do I write in a book? Where does the phrase "the high seas" come from? Which fruits are breakfast fruits? How do I help my mom appreciate art? How do I deal with negativity on social media? How big would googly eyes need to be to see them on the moon? John Green and Hank Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank at Jock.
0:06.8	Gorset prefer to think of it Dear Jon and Hank.
0:08.8	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:11.7	give you to be a advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:16.3	Jon.
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:17.6	What if I was like fishing, but for a bunch of dolphins, would it be a podcast?
0:24.0	I don't know.
0:24.6	That's not that bad.
0:28.0	Except that I don't feel really bad about fishing for dolphins.
0:30.7	It seems like you definitely shouldn't do that.
0:32.9	Yeah.
0:34.1	I was just thinking while you were telling that joke,
0:36.1	because I always zone out during your dad joke period.
0:38.4	I was thinking about how it's always been ludicrous
0:42.0	that this podcast shares all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:46.9	But it's never been more ludicrous than it is right now,
0:50.9	because it imagines that there is news, right?
0:54.4	Like there is news that is not about the only story.
0:58.1	Right.
0:58.8	And well, indeed.
0:59.8	And indeed, I think that's probably what we will end up discussing.
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