236 - Silly Night Funtime in New York

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Grammy-winning singer Nate Ruess hosts an evening of uproarious sketch comedy with musical guest The Sexy New Guys. (With @nateruessmusic and @womenlover007) New E1 album "Pitchfork Gave This 9.3" out now: https://open.spotify.com/album/3FHS9e1RCViDhjTXJL0WOi E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0	My fellow Americans, I am Nancy Pelosi, and today I am proud to announce that Congress has
0:08.4	passed the porno blooper bill, increasing Americans' access to high-quality, hilarious
0:14.9	porno bloopers.
0:15.9	Yes, and I am Chuck Schumer.
0:17.8	When Americans try to find porno bloopers these days, it's way too hard.
0:21.5	It's mostly just guys getting smashed in the nuts on purpose for freaks to get off to.
0:26.0	That's not a blooper.
0:27.1	Finding high-quality porno bloopers should be as easy as finding a video of 80s football follies,
0:34.1	or shacked in a fool. And Democrats' new law does exactly that. It's okay to watch
0:41.0	porno bloopers during a business meeting at the office, as long as you don't get hard, because it's
0:46.1	basically like watching fail vids, and you can't get in trouble for watching fail vids in a board
0:50.4	meeting. My staff and I have been researching this bill tirelessly.
0:55.4	If you look at my Google search history, it's insane.
0:59.8	Porno.
1:00.9	Funny porno.
1:02.7	Porno bloopers funny.
1:04.9	Best business schools.
1:07.1	Watch TV free online.
1:09.7	Tad trick sex. Sex porno. Funny sex porno. Gay porno bloopers two. Fucking
1:17.8	Follies. Porno bloopers 3D. Sloply, silly, sex capades. The normal kind of porno is not gut-busting
1:26.2	enough for the average American.
1:27.8	When polled, 93% of Americans said porno could be funnier.
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