Live from Wednesday night. It's ATV.

I feel like if I had watched Saturday night live more frequently, I would have rift on that whole announcer's spiel.

You would have realized how badly he mangled the quote in reference.

Live from Wednesday night.

From Wednesday night, it's the play.

Live from New York.

They're definitely not from Wednesday.

Fair enough.

Or Saturday.

I have some pre-show announcements gentlemen.

Okay.

First of all, for the next few minutes, I am a single parent.

So it is possible that I will need to depart if Declan wakes up as he has done recently,

although usually at two or three in the morning, explaining to me that he doesn't want to be asleep

and that he wants to be awake.

Hmm. Been there.

So if I disappear momentarily, that would be why.

And before any parents in the room email me to say, oh, you need a sleep to wake alarm.

We have one.

We have a nice little alarm clock that will turn green when it's time for him to wake up.

And even though I think of him as a, I was going to say a reasonably smart kid, but you can't tell it in almost three.

So as a not moronic kid, even with that said, he seems to forget in the middle of the night that the green light is not yet on

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