236: Another Horny Scorpio

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Pata Fria’s whole house is sick, wear your shoes while you can because they crumble, beware of the Bernie’s and please keep spreading the truth about this genocide. Client flashbacks are fun, Crystal has been making more friends, the older you get the less clingy you are and exposure therapy really works.

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0:00.0	B. throwing up the west side.
0:17.0	the west side.
0:20.0	Hi guys, welcome to Hello Dysfunction
0:22.9	I'm Crystal
0:24.1	um I'm Patofria and it's episode 236
0:29.1	here we are
0:30.0	it's been a while
0:31.1	yep she's had goodies.
0:33.0	It's that I still kind of do.
0:35.0	It's that time of year.
0:37.0	First, P started out with it, hell of fucking sick.
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:41.0	Had to get steroid treatments and all that.
0:43.2	So, and the doctor like looked at her chart
0:45.4	and it was like almost exactly to the day
0:48.2	she had to have steroid treatments a year ago
0:50.4	for the same thing, almost to the day. It was like two days off or so that time a year man so she had it then I had it I'm still getting over it I'm still on antibiotics and then I thought Bunny was in the clear all this time,
1:05.1	mostly because she don't even fuck with us.
1:06.8	She'd be in her room.
1:08.4	And no, she got it.
1:10.2	And she got it worse than anyone.
1:12.0	So I was up with her all night last night she was like throwing up and oh my
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