237: A Product of a Sex Appointment

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Crystal has on cute socks and Pata Fria is losing her voice. Migraines can ruin your life, toddlers are insane, coffee and books have been the vibe this week and boycotting works. Oil pulling has begun, men are not ok, Hollywood is full of pedos and abusers and this week we got some great write ins.

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0:00.0	And the Hi guys welcome to episode 237 of Hello Disfunction.
0:25.0	I was not done.
0:26.4	I was got so excited.
0:28.8	Sorry.
0:30.1	I'm Crystal.
0:31.1	I like your socks. Thanks. Those are actually cute. Thank you. You know I'm a
0:36.3	drawerful weird socks. I just don't like socks. These have cats. It's a good
0:41.0	color combo. Thanks.
0:43.0	I've on a bathrobe.
0:44.0	Mm-hmm.
0:45.0	You'll see in the video.
0:46.0	I'm losing my voice, so I'm wanting to get this in before it's gone.
0:50.0	Right.
0:51.0	As I procrastinate. How was your week?
0:58.0	Terrible. I mean, let me not say terrible. It wasn't terrible.
1:01.0	But yesterday I got my ass
1:03.0	whooped really fucking bad I haven't like every six months I get a really bad
1:08.2	migraine that is like debilitating and I can't move and I vomit and it happened. I woke up yesterday and my head
1:16.6	hurt really bad and it was hell of pressure and shit and so I got the girls to school but after I dropped them off I couldn't drive.
1:26.6	I pulled over, of course, in a Safeway parking lot in the city they go to school.
1:32.1	And I sat there for six hours and then they got out of school and I was like I don't
1:40.0	know if I can make it home. You stayed there the whole time they were at school? I couldn't drive. Oh, I thought you left.
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